Who will blink first? Meanwhile, let’s make Tachini, an Iranian saffron-infused rice cake, layered with succulent chicken and a golden, crispy crust.

Bye Mum, see you later. Oh and Mum, Mum, tell Dad, don’t forget – we have football tonight – I need my Ronaldo shirt. Love you.

I don’t know how Tone had A+ females falling all over themselves for his attention, I mean, come on. Furio Pestomeliano – Mémoires of a Legend. Amazon Book Store €49.99